Eli Will Defeat You in the Howl-off

My name is Eli and if you try to out-howl me you will be defeated. I have perfect pitch, am on key and I can hold the high note. If there was an American Idol for dogs, I’d be your next American Idog. Simon Cowoof would agree. Not only that, I do impressions- check out my “Scooby Doo sound” at 1:10 in the video. Zoinks!

But wait. Here am I defeating MYSELF in a howl-off. I’m listening to myself in the video above and out-howling myself in a one dog duet. That’s talent: