Happy Birthday Jill
I’ve purchased you a herd of alpacas, which will be arriving at your desk momentarily. Please keep them quiet, and do not let them disturb our other coworkers. 
I’ve purchased you a herd of alpacas, which will be arriving at your desk momentarily. Please keep them quiet, and do not let them disturb our other coworkers.
Thanks! Maybe I can finish a sweater for you by Christmas after all!
A small herd of alpacas in a desk drawer? Next to the kittens?
I think I’ll quit my job.